We can’t jump off bridges anymore because our iPhones will get ruined. We can’t take skinny dips in the ocean, because there’s no service on the beach and adventures aren’t real unless they’re on Instagram. Technology has doomed the spontaneity of adventure and we’re helping destroy it every time we Google, check-in, and hashtag.
— Jeremy Glass, We Can’t Get Lost Anymore (via eleventhplace)
what if humans have cheat codes like if you jump 14 times and then punch + kick ok awesome now i can walk on water and do calculus